Thornton Melon's Tall And Fat Hoodie element A family owned and operated

A family owned and operated establishment

I sold our vacuum cleaner

I don't want to go to heaven

But these chemistry puns jokes on purpose

And for you ladies we have caftans

Thornton Melon's Tall And Fat Hoodie element A family owned and operatedHi there. Are you a large person? Pleasantly plump? A little on the hefty side, perhaps? Well, let's face it: Are you FAT? When you go jogging, do you leave pot holes? When you make love, do you have to give directions? At the zoo, do the elephants throw YOU peanuts? Do you look at a menu and say 'OK'? Well, now, you can eat all you want, because at Thornton Melon's "Tall & Fat" stores, we've got you covered. That's right. Fine woolen, and woolen